Hiking Lady

Mt. Shasta

Perhaps the aliens were looking for a nice soft landing on a all the Shasta snow?!?

Special thanks to the very talented and creative hiker, Geolyn “Boots” Carvin, for letting me share her hilarious cartoons. Her website, On the Trail with Boots McFarland, has many more funny cartoons about the trail adventures of the female hiker, Boots. Boots is based on Geolyn’s years of hiking and enjoying the outdoors.

If you like her cartoons as much as I do you can get them printed on t-shirts!

From our friends at Aha! Jokes

Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip.

They had gone to bed and were lying there looking up at the sky. Holmes said, “Watson, look up. What do you see?

“Well, I see thousands of stars.”

“And what does that mean to you?”

“Well, I guess it means we will have another nice day tomorrow. What does it mean to you, Holmes?”

“To me, it means someone has stolen our tent.”

It truly is wonderful how friendly people are on the trail! Wish they were more like that in the city!

Special thanks to the very talented and creative hiker, Geolyn “Boots” Carvin, for letting me share her hilarious cartoons. Her website, On the Trail with Boots McFarland, has many more funny cartoons about the trail adventures of the female hiker, Boots. Boots is based on Geolyn’s years of hiking and enjoying the outdoors.

If you like her cartoons as much as I do you can get them printed on t-shirts!

Another wonderful play on words from my hiking friend, Jacqueline Clifford:

Hungry hikers in India are always on the lookout for a New Delhi: in fact, it is a capitol idea!

I’ve received this joke several times from friends who have emailed it around. Enjoy!

Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging, violent river.

Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed: ‘God, please give me the strength to cross the river.’

Poof!.. God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.

After witnessing that, the second man prayed: ‘God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river.’

Poof! .. God gave him a row boat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.

Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed: ‘God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river.’

Poof! .. He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.

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