From my Scottish friend Jacqueline Clifford:
“One good thing about hiking is that you are only a stones throw away from the rocks.”
Only a Stones Throw from the Rocks!
“You can always tell an experienced hiker, but you can’t tell him much”
A turtle is crossing the road when she is mugged by 2 snails. When the police arrive and ask her what happened, the turtle replies “I don’t know, it all happened so fast”.
